Pardon me, I'm hormonal. I'm stressed, anxious, and emotional.
"Good job! Little minor versions of one whopper of a scapegoat, aka us, huh? Standing ovation, take a bow."
"You force me into thinking that you only survived because you've been sucking on my blood."
"I know in my heart that you don't give a flying duck about what the heck is happening with [it] but I just can't help but wonder how deeply dense you are. Anyway, it's just a thought. I know in my heart people like you have plastic wings; the more you soar higher, the more it is likely for your wings to melt. Have fun down there!"
On a lighter note...
"Telling me that you'll be gone in less than 30 days made me genuinely sad. It's heartbreaking! Don't leave!"
"You are my social life. Alam mo na yan!" (This still cracks me up like mad. I think Mini Stop's fried chicken has uppers. Hahaha.)
P.S.
All statements are for different persons. Y'all know who you are!
